nerdofchaos:

recreationalcannibalism:

the-adequate-gatsby:

stultifyandstupefy:

derpes:

And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”

And Abraham replied, “What.”

God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.

And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”

To which they responded, “Gay.” 

And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.

see you all in hell

spicyshimmy:

i don’t even understand how star trek happened to me. be careful, kids. star trek is out there and it can happen to you too

star wars saga opening and closing sequences

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cleowho:

The original TARDIS crew.

asylos:

and-down-we-go:

My Mom just accidentally prematurely sent an email to an accounting firm… It was supposed to say ‘I am afraid that we will have to postpone our meeting”

but she hit send when all it said was

Hi Jeffrey,
      I am afraid

An appropriate response to accounting.

  

ontheclearestofnights:

I’m Gonna Be (500 Miles) || The Proclaimers